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Problems with dating a policeman

- A short vacation only needs a single carry-on suitcase. - You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

- Three pairs of shoes, total, are plenty for all of your needs.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes, and you never have strap problems in public.

- When talking he actually uses "we" to refer to you both. - You actually get to lay eyes on his remote control, though you will need to spend a few years married before you actually get to touch it.

- You can go to the bathroom without needing a support group for accompaniment.

- Playboy magazines and dirty underwear are nowhere to be seen in his apartment - they disappeared just before you came over to visit.

- He no longer references his ex-girlfriend in your conversations.

- You can pee standing up or sitting down, or even while taking a shower - your choice. And, as a bonus, you can pee your name in the snow!

- The toilet always seems to clean itself, and even if it doesn't that does not worry you. - Even though your tits are basically the same as a girl's, you can whip your shirt off on a hot day and show them anywhere in public without getting arrested.

A little later a policeman walks up to him and asks, "Well, sir, had one too many to drink, eh? - Mosquitoes that bite you fly away in erratic patterns and hit objects in their way. A good way of measuring the quality of the best short funny jokes is if it takes longer to 'get them' than it does to deliver them!

- A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car? One can view the structure of short really funny jokes and quick funny jokes as abstract art paintings.

Her boyfriend screamed, "Honey, don't do it ..." The women yelled back, "Shut up, you jerk! " Woman, are you in doubt whether the guy is falling for you?